National Grab Dick Day

September 2nd is a day where the females and only the females can grab ur dick so cover it up.

Me:What day is it
Her:National grab dick day

by Sheluvyolo September 1, 2021

Fortnite Dick

What anyone with a fortnite obsession sucks

Fortnite Noob: I will suck Fortnite Dick
Experienced person with a Fortnite obsession: No you won't

by Lil Skelly July 6, 2023

Dick to the Hip

A phrase to use when things aren’t going your way or when things just aren’t right.

Symbolises when the dick isn’t aimed probably and nothing goes right from then on.

“Jeez, my shift a work today was a real dick to the hip!”

by dicktothehipcreator101 April 26, 2020

Dick

Dick is one who lacks simple intelligence in some aspects. Lacks morals in Not all just some aspects.

(D.umb I.gnorant c.areless k.id)

your girlfirend is being a real dick. She should want to meet us. She knows how you feel about her and your family.

by Isaiahliac March 14, 2019

Dick

the thing guys brag about but really just have small ones

"i have such a big dick"

by hoebich69 February 16, 2022

Dick

A thing connected to long yellow big round ginormous testicals that can slap people in the face and it may hurt. Your dick may also get hard if your human

My dick got hard and it poked someone

by Pusseater69 October 27, 2019

Digital Dick-Fuck

When all you do is stare at a computer screen for 16 hours a day, and then sleep for 8, rinse-repeat, and then think this justifies your human value, but in actuality, just makes you an anti-social fuck boy, who is most likely an incel and hangs out in dirty chat groups online talking about /b/ tard bull shit with your fake friends from ukraine.

Hey Chris, stop showing us your 3d rendered website that you made with just <div>'s, no one gives a fuck, go get a girlfriend you digital dick-fuck.

by DJ CHAD April 10, 2019