Moby Dick

When you spend all your money on a 3 foot dildo on amazon and put it in your mouth.

Sarah : "OMG GIRL I GOT LAID LAST NIGHT"

Alicia "OMG YES GIRL MOBY DICK IN MY MOUTH"

by JeffaCakes2223555 June 11, 2018

Mal, Dick and Jerry

Any hypothetical persons

You cannot just choose friends just like Mal, Dick and Jerry you have to careful of who you want to be friends with.

by I'm a dick head March 8, 2021

Dick-a-saurus

A brontosaurus with a 15 meter dick as a neck/head. A perverted scientist man made a solution to bringing back brontosauruses while producing semen. Some got in the mixture and so the brontosaurus had a big cock as a neck. Therefore he named it, the Dick-a-saurus.

Universal Studios is making an X-rated version of Jurassic Park with a brand-new species of dinosaurs known as the Dick-a-saurus.

by Dr Zilla April 12, 2023

LiL Dagger Dick

LiL Dagger Dick is a nickname any male can be called by they girl meaning they got a 5 inch or bigger

Ayye lil Dagger Dick fawk goin on

by 🍉🖤YoungDaggerDick🖤🍉 December 12, 2020

finger-dick

when you can’t fuck with your penis because it’s limp so you put your fingers under your cock to keep it in

“use your fingers to help your dick fuck”

“i was too soft so I finger-dicked her”

by ashdgg March 28, 2024

big dick

=Max,Oskar with a k and my ex is slow asf

i sent a girl a dick pic and she sent one back also me gusta montar mi pa

He has a big dick

by miinlove45678 March 2, 2021

Big Dick

What every girl wants but no guy has

Girl: "It's been 6 hours how come I haven't found a guy with a big dick yet?"
Guy: "Probably because no guy has one"

by AZZYTASTER August 1, 2024