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National Fucking Day

Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.
Me: Today's National Fucking Day!!Would you let me fuck you?
Her:Um fine i guess
by Alucardious August 31, 2025
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you're fucking gay

as in homosexual - Johnn Marston's famous words from the popular Rockstar games. Red Dead Redemption
"Hey, i like men"
"YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, AS IN HOMOSEXUAL''
by ballingtonthefirst24 October 2, 2023
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Faggo Fuck Dip

A really fruity fuckin' faggot that likes to dip his dong into a man's asshole after he just had an explosive diarrhea episode and forgot to wipe his ass.
Chad: "Yo bro, Jimmy Fallon is such a bitch ass faggo fuck dip for eating out Tracy Kelce's mangina while fucking Biden in his old shriveled up wrinkly diarrhea filled assholio"
Ted: "Yeah man, and Jimmy Kimmel is a bigger pussified faggo fuck dip bitch sucking Tranny Swift's long dong and sticking it into Blacko Wacko Hoodrat Raquan's unwiped diarrhea ridden asshole"
by I eat petite pussy May 31, 2024
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fuck jamet shit

to describe what jamet do, what jamet use, what jamet like

when you get really drunk and start acting goofy, you don’t care what people think about you, you don’t care what’s going on around you, you just… get shitfaced and have fun like fuck jamet
supono: yo, whachu think about this tees?

joko: that’s fuck jamet shit, man

jarwo: my gf just broke up with me, bru
agus: damn. let’s do some fuck jamet shit, bru
by jommytarvis275 December 25, 2024
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Fuck you chill

Fucking someone that is always stressed out so that afterwords is “chill”.

Having intercourse with a person that is always on the edge so that person can finally relax.
“You really needed someone that fuck you chill on the regular, you were always so tense”

“You have been so relaxed lately, I’m glad your new boyfriend fuck you chill every day now”

“You’re such a crazy bitch, I’m going to fuck you chill real good”
by Necrot510 September 28, 2019
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gonna fuck it up

When someone is screwing up or somebody is doing something in a wrong way.
He gonna fuck it up because he is an asshole...
by Eaco October 9, 2017
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legal as fuck

When shit is so legal that your bitch ass friends are asking for an MLA citation on the term
Prenups are legal as fuck homie
by Bigdeezy661 September 19, 2015
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