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Try to fuck crush december

Girls have to try the hardest they can to french kiss( or even further) their crush while their crush tries to not cooperate with his crush.
Jean, we have to do the Try to fuck crush december challenge, it´s really hard.
Alicia, my boyfriend has already started this last year, we have not fucked in the last year.
by Not Quim December 1, 2020
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Fuck John Day

May 18th National fuck John day. It’s a day where you find the nearest and dearest John to you and have intimate passionate sex with him
It’s May 18th, let me hit up John for Fuck John Day
by Ilikelatinas69 May 18, 2025
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every fuck thing

Every single thing, whether big or small, meaningful or not, regardless of importance.
He just about suggested every fuck thing should be included in his proposal for government assisted funding.
by Moronmanic Void January 12, 2021
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Fuck

The only fucking word that can be fucking put any fucking where and still make fucking sense and it just fucking shocks my fucking mind how that fucking word fucking can be used
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Fuck Sticks

commonly referred as the middle finger, but is know to be currency with some retailers
(Jim) "Hey Tommy how much is it gonna be?"
(Tommy)It'll be 24 Fuck sticks."

I left my fuck sticks at home can I borrow one?
by Philip mkenzington July 4, 2016
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No-Fucks-Giving

A holiday alternative to Thanksgiving. Instead of pretending to enjoy gathering around a table to eat dry turkey, with judgmental relatives; No-Fucks-giving is about doing what you actually want to do, without giving any fucks to societal expectations. No-fucks-giving can be celebrated by doing things like getting together with people you actually like and barbecuing and drinking beer. Or even just sitting at home alone to eat pizza and play video games. Why not? Fuck it.
Sam: Ugh... I have to go to my girlfriend’s parents house for Thanksgiving... It’s probably going to be a whole night of her dad trying to convince me to work at his office, and her mom trying to convert me to their religion...

Raul: Damn, you should make an excuse to get out of that shit and come celibate No-fucks-giving with us. We’ll be grilling, drinking, fighting and even lighting off illegal fireworks for some reason. Just come with a condom and an alias, and your good!

Sam:... yeah, that still sounds better than Thanksgiving. I’m in.
by AnonymousBloke March 6, 2021
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