up a paddle without a creek

A kind and polite way to say that someone has a stick up their ass. It's saying that someone is being overly stubborn, that they're refusing to come to terms with a situation, or that they're being waaay too strict about something and they're making a mountain out of a molehill.

-- Excerpt from "Kung Fu Panda" --
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."

by Coran17 October 18, 2023

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Something that Charactersamhatepage says they know but she doesn't

Charactersamhatepage: Hey Korpsy, do you know what lips means?

Korpsy: Shut the fuck up

Charactersamhatepage: You see lips means-

Korpsy: you see Shut the fuck up means to be quiet

Charactersamhatepage: I know

Korpsy: lord, why do I have to explain this to you so many time SHUT THE FUCK UP. MEANS. BE. QUIET

by Korpsy_ July 21, 2021

all cummed up

energetic, determined, and full of strong feeling, usually excitement, also can mean anger

"oh man, I am so hungry right now, I'm all cummed up for dinner tonight!"

by FunGuyRobbie March 22, 2024

Come up dirty

For one to become affected by cannabis.

“If I smoke a joint through my nose, will I still come up dirty?”
“Yes randy, you will still come up dirty.”

by Dethbyseth9753 July 25, 2022

Shut up

It means shut up nobody wants to hear your voice 🤗🤪

"Shut up"
"*silence*"

by anonymous August 9, 2022

Fruit Roll Up

A friend that has an obsession with bead bracelets and hot chocolate

"My best friend is bethany Thomas"
"Oh you mean a fruit roll up?"
"Yeah!"

by rvrmn.vs September 21, 2021

Uhgg F hcdyjgkk up

Idk just messed with keyboard

Me- Uhgg F hcdyjgkk up
Her- are u okay?!
Me- messed up with keyboard xd

by Testsubject_zero April 11, 2021