Up it but /j

What Jill texted me trying to say "Up ur butt /j"

Jill: "Up it but /j"
Jill: "Up ur butt /j*"
Chloe: "Oh... Okay."

by AriaSapphire March 12, 2023

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I saw her climb up a wall

No the fuck you didn't you lying ass bitch. A priest too. Even the priests lie! That's what makes it hell (by the way). That's what makes them an affront to God. You're going to sit there and make shit up like Joe Rogan with the litter boxes and lie because you're a narcissist who thinks that no one is going to call you on anything. I know nobody is going to call me on anything because I live in truth but this motherfucker actually thought I was going to sit here and let him say he saw a bitch climb up a wall and I'm just not going to say anything about it.

Priest "I saw her climb up a wall."

Hym "No. You didn't. That isn't a thing that can happen and even if you did it was a hoax. The zealotry abounds! It's wild!"

by Hym Iam March 12, 2023

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kissing up a storm

hot and heavy kissing (fingering or grabbing)

Kissing up a storm

“Tom kissed up a storm today”

by bootaygrabbah March 12, 2023

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its gone tits up

1. something that has failed spectacularly, in a way that could not be predicted (it went tits up) can also be used in this case)
2. something that has broken slightly

Friend 1 - thought you were going out tonight
friend 2 - its gone tits up went tits up, friend 3 was sick and friend 4 had car issues
friend 1 - that went properly tits up then

by TalikTheVampire March 13, 2023

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