Prep-day

The day before you have to do any thing with a friend that is a furry

Me: hey it’s one day till fur-day what should I get it seem I have to prep for prep-day

Furry friend: paper and pencils we will make you a fursona

by Sharptjmoney November 19, 2021

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National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day

Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.

Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.

Dad: What?

Son: I said I can kick you a**.

Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"

by Sixcircles November 16, 2024

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Schnitzel day

The 'Schnitzel day' celebrated on May 11th, is a local holiday celebrated in the wet dream cafe.

On this day, participants of the culture say and do nice things to the 'Schnitzel Acolyte', who is the main focus of this holiday.

Person A: I can't wait for Schnitzel day this year
Person B: Me neither, it's my favourite holiday

by Aveyond May 11, 2022

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