Zonut day

On November 1st we will be nice to the Zonuts and Zoe ( even if u hate them) because of all the hate the Zonuts are getting!

Zonut: “what day is it?”

Me: “Zonut day ofc!”

by jessiestanszoe🕸🎀🦇 August 18, 2021

National Gender Arm day

5th of June one of your arms is a different gender

today is national gender arm day, is your arm a male or female?

by ameliaandethandale June 4, 2021

national neice day

niece
/nēs/

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noun
noun: niece; plural noun: nieces
a daughter of one's brother or sister, or of one's brother-in-law or sister-in-law.

hey , have you thought about having me a neice yet. you know national neice day is november 24th ?

nah i haven’t thought about having a neice yet

by avionna mae November 24, 2021

National anal day

National anal day is June 26th, a day where you enjoy the delight of anal sex.

Him: you know what day it is?
Her: the 26th?
Him: yes, but also National anal day. Now bend over and spread that ass.

by Kinking728 June 26, 2023

Suicide survivor day

A day to represent someone who is a suicide survivor and appreciate them

Zack:hey Chole, Today’s suicide survivor day! *gives her compliments*

by Zozo the devil November 23, 2019

Lemonade day

You go get lemonade with someone cool

Tristan:” Jenna you wanna go get lemonade here on lemonade day”
Jenna:”no”
Tristan:”to bad”
Jenna:(drinks lemonade)
Tristan:(drinks lemonade

by Tristan and Jenna June 15, 2019

Woman's Day

an American women's monthly magazine that covers such topics as homemaking, food, nutrition, physical fitness, physical attractiveness, and fashion. The print edition is one of the Seven Sisters magazines

So Woman's Day doesn't tell a lot of funny stories, and it doesn't run pictures of fashions its readers could never afford. Like I.A. Morse, Woman's Day -- more than any other magazine -- is a trusted advisor in the day in day out work that's a housewife's chosen profession. That's our profession. And we're proud of it. Like Doc Morse Woman's Day talks man to man to women.

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023