Face dick

When your homeboys dick slaps your forehead

Boy 1:can you face dick me??
Boy 2:sure*pulls out dick*

by Dosisjs July 11, 2019

dick's

The most disgusting name for a guy or a company for sports!!!

I hate dick's

by njdwedc1928 November 28, 2016

Dick cheese

The delicious most creamy cheese that is only produced from your cock. Its smoothing taste can only be found from a homeless guys cock.

guy 1: Is that Dick cheese in your pants?
guy 2: Yes, you want to try some of my Dick cheese?
guy 1: Oh my god yes

by Grandpas cocksicle February 29, 2020

Dick slacker

One who slacks at giving or taking dick.

My boyfriend is such a dick slacker, he's horrible in bed.

by Mikey1985 April 23, 2018

Dick sucker

Something Joesph Harold does too often

Joesph is the number 1 dick sucker at Farmington

by Todd44 April 28, 2017

condensed dick

When your dick is not big, but it has hella mass.

-Daaaaaaaaaamn, he got a condensed dick, it made me cum in like 2 minutes.

by blackyniggerface December 05, 2016

Bag of dicks

A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.

That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.

by Yourboilet May 28, 2022