one up the bum, no harm done

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
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Throwing up 4`s indicate that everyone is madly obsessed with me
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up my own ass

Robert who passes GCSE'S but can't get it right in real life.

up my own ass is something Robert would say, and that's gay
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Man, Keith glewed up over the summer. He used to dress like a bum.
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Pulled up tripping

when you pull up trippin at the takeovers, it means that you are blessing the block hella hard and showing that you can drive and have bars
This foo pulled up tripping to the takeover, he was hitting all 4 corners
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