Skip to main content

Dick

My wife took the house and the kids, I escaped with my dick and my soul.
by toetoetoefoot September 26, 2018
mugGet the Dickmug.

homeless dirty dick rider

Is someone who fucks dirty nasty homeless dick rider...
Hey why you acting like a hddickrider bitch you nasty! Stop being a homeless dirty dick rider
by Sondone aka trappbvnditt December 18, 2022
mugGet the homeless dirty dick ridermug.

vacation dick

A dick so big that one could only receive on a time-to-time basis.

Basically it hurts so much that you cant have it often and must have a break in between.
A: "How was last night with the guy from the bar?"

B:"He had a vacation dick, not going to call him back to my place for while, thats for sure. Im sore af."
by O.Warbucks June 17, 2016
mugGet the vacation dickmug.

Dick

Mmm this dick tastes really good maybe I’ll have some more
by I’mamazingwithme! December 21, 2019
mugGet the Dickmug.

Dick me girl

The final form of a pick me girl. Instead leveraging the regular “im not like those other girls , im one of the boys” trope she uses sexual proclivities to be accepted by males.
“She got passed around like a blunt and then paid for the bag”
“Yeah she’s a dick me girl”
by Carmen Sider September 10, 2021
mugGet the Dick me girlmug.

E-Dick

Unsolicited or Solicited Dick Pics. E-dick is Ethernet Dick. Most e-girls might have gotten some edick.
Yooo I bet she gets a lotta e-dick
by Sam1d September 11, 2020
mugGet the E-Dickmug.

Bland dick

When your dick needs some seasoning before your girl eats it normally a flavor lube.
But some flavor on that bland dick before I eat it.
by Ivanieortiz July 19, 2017
mugGet the Bland dickmug.

Share this definition