When a guy gets so cold, his dick draws up inside himself to the point of looking as though he may be uncut, even though he isn't.
Man, it's so damn cold in here I was turtled up and had to pull my dick out of myself just to take a leak.
I think... but it was so damn long I forget, I have a hangover and I'm gonna need chemo.
I think... but it was so damn long I forget, I have a hangover and I'm gonna need chemo.
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I once saw a guy drink a dozen raw eggs with whiskey and I wanted to damn trow up!
I knew a guy who farted for 12 seconds, and while it was impressive, the stench made me want to trow up!
I knew a guy who farted for 12 seconds, and while it was impressive, the stench made me want to trow up!
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