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ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.
Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.
by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018
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Dick to the Hip

A phrase to use when things aren’t going your way or when things just aren’t right.

Symbolises when the dick isn’t aimed probably and nothing goes right from then on.
“Jeez, my shift a work today was a real dick to the hip!”
by dicktothehipcreator101 April 26, 2020
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Vacation Dick

Unlike boyfriend dick which you can take on a daily basis. Vacation dick is; the exquisite dick that women can't have daily. Typically an islander like from the Caribbean. Most commonly a black studded man who goes a great length of ways satisfy a woman's deepest pleasures.
Vreni: For spring break I went to Jamaica.
Sabrina: Oh really, why's that?
Vreni: For some vacation dick.
Sabrina: How was it?
Vreni: Let's just say no boyfriend dick could compare by a long shot.
by Childish Gambino June 15, 2016
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Dick

Dick a male's gender organ or a slur which defines how someone was acting, usualy in a negative way
billy was acting like a dick yesterday
by aplikatora1231 November 17, 2022
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dick

you can suck mine <3
step 1- twist that dick shit mad hard till i cum

step 2- put that shit in your mouth real deep in there
step- keep sucking till u cant no more
by hotdicksucker December 16, 2021
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Bulgarian Dick Needle

A public torture method in Bulgaria where your dick gets put in a custom fitting dick guillotine while they tie your arms and legs to boards. But, instead of cutting off your dick they stick a needle all the way through your urethra.
“yo man did you hear about the guy who was sentenced to a public Bulgarian Dick Needle.”
by Bulgarian tweedler beeder January 23, 2025
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little dick zandre

A gay fagot that is rasist but won’t admit he also believes that he is a juice god but has a half centimete dick shmeaty boy
by James and Brian February 23, 2018
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