A Wank of MAMILs. The collective term to describe a group of middle aged men in Lycra who cycle together. It generally comprises of males aged between 40 & 60 years of age wearing matching Lycra tops and shorts. To be a member of this grouping, members must have a bike between $7000 & $10000 in value. These group are regularly found inhabiting cafes in the early morning hours with their shirts undone to their navels and wearing sunglasses that cost more than an average person’s weekly wage. The usual sounds emanating from a wank of mamils involves bravado using terms like “managed funds”, “options trading” and FX rates.
Oh look the reason the cafe is so busy this morning is because we have a wank of mamils with their bikes clogging the footpath.
by Cycle,lover January 24, 2021
by Ryry04 August 25, 2021
I make money nowadays wanking. No, not in the British sense - I post backlinks to companies in exchange for equity.
by jzekyll March 31, 2021
by Zachyboi Bennett June 21, 2020
“Our friend Rooter was that horny he had to duck off to the bathroom to gently roll the knuckle over the little champion, to have a wank”
by Kenneth99 January 04, 2024
by TMarts75 December 29, 2024