two day gay

Someone who tests the gay waters for two days, takes it in the ass and realizes that it hurts to much to be gay.

My roommate was a two day gay the summer before college.

by J. Clyde Sharp September 24, 2007

Two Fat Yams

Cousin of wordHalf a Yam on the Floor/word, brother of wordTwo Yams in a Bag/word, and distant relative of wordChow Yun Fat/word. Not as good an actor, but indistinguishable from all other relations.

Karate Kid: Man, Two Fat Yams can wreck Bruce Lee!
Karate Kracker: Chuck Norris can kick all your asses!
Some Other Guy: Shut the fuck up.

by Noodlepie September 19, 2003

Two Beer Queer

DEVLIN has two beers and is rolling on the floor laughing in his own shit

Devlin is such a two beer queer

by Harry Ballz November 05, 2006

the old one two

1. death 2. finality 3. farewell 4. termination 5. destruction 6. killing 7. elimination 8. the dumping of a mate, partner, etc. 9. often sudden defeat 10. disposal 11. riddence (often used with 'give' in all contexts)

I just gave my girlfiend the old one two by showing her the front door for good. I gave the burglar the old one two with my side-by-side shotgun and he will never invade my home again. The older boy gave his little brother the old one two in a fistfight.

by Jon64Bailey May 11, 2008

a buck two eighty

"a buck two eighty" means $3.80 because $1.00+$2.80=$3.80

my dad once asked me for "a buck two eighty" and i asked him how much that was and he said, "figure it out and tell me later"

by ricter70 December 27, 2010

two times tuesday

when a guy is fucking a girl and then pust on a strap on backwards and proceeds to fuck 2 girls on each side of him, but you can only do it on Tuesday

"Dude, i fucked your mom and your grandma in the Two Times Tuesday lastnight!"

by cody bloss October 10, 2007

my two cents

A bastardization of "My Two Bits"

The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'

Person 1: "Thats is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid your opinion is anyways."

by Chris July 22, 2006