Taiwanese toaster

Where a guy shits in a girl's eyes and then rubs it to make slanted eyes.

That girl is still rubbing the shit out of her eyes from the Taiwanese toaster.

by Queerbitchniggerfuck August 6, 2009

Joy Toastie

A deluxe gourmet version of the standard ham, cheese toastie. BUT, with the secret ingredient of dijonaise mayo. Lashings of it.

Girl 1: i would kill for a joy toastie right now
Girl 2: i know, how good are they...

Girl 3: id just kill for some Joy

by snakehastats November 15, 2009

Fargin Toast

A term used when you cant say anything bad.

Aw, Fargin Toast. I totally forgot today was tuesday.

by Rock_On_ April 17, 2010

Baby toast

bread, usually when intended to be placed in the toaster.

Man, I was going to have some breakfast, but we're all out of baby toast.

by whoa. it's a chair. August 28, 2010

Puny Toast

A Special Sandwich soaked in egg yolk, fried on both sides and then folded with a filling of mashed potatoes.

I love having Puny Toast with my evening tea.

by Jazzmonox December 23, 2010

Cinnamon Toast Punch

The act of filling your sexual partner's anal cavity with cinnamon and anal fisting him/her. The paste like substance that is created from the act is usually spread over a piece of toast and shared between the two lovers. As a bonus the receiver of the act usually has nice smelling bowl movements for the next few days.

"Mary and I might take it to the next level tonight" -Tom

"Do you mean-" -Danny

"Yeah, I think she is finally going to give me a cinnamon toast punch" -Tom

"Dude SCHWEET" -Danny

by Mr. Shiggles November 3, 2010

French Toast Poke

When a guy takes two fingers and pokes them into a girls ass, then into her mouth.

Hey baby let me give you a french toast poke! It'll be delicious!

by Pack o' Smokes McGee February 26, 2011