Toilet paper

You shouldn’t be asking. But, in case of an emergency, just pop over to your local store so you can better relive yourself without having to EVER search online.

Where the heck is the toilet paper!?!?

by saoupmhaiies March 30, 2020

Skibidi Toilet

The YouTube shorts series made by DaFuqBoom which has an audience and fanbase of pre-birth to 11 year olds that makes me want to commit not live.

Skibidi Kid (Fetus): Skibidi Toilet dop dop yes yes

Me: Ahh fucking hell.

by Random person in random place February 4, 2024

Toilet Rage

what you get after eating at taco bell

argh, I got the toilet rage! better get on the throne.

by UrLocalSeagull March 16, 2023

skibidi toilet

skibidi toilet is a word that was made up on tiktok and is just a silly word

hahahahah skibidi toilet

by rassclart77 July 2, 2024

i edge to skibidi toilet

truer words have never been spoken

i edge to skibidi toilet

by AntichamberYellow March 5, 2024

tapping the toilet

When your ex-girlfriend rubs her vag all over the toilet seat then proceeds to lick the seat clean. This activity is usually done during Hanukkah.

I caught Tina tapping the toilet last night, some pretty rough shit.

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

cold toilet seat

even tho its cold....... its better than warm toilet seats.

guy: would you rather have a warm toilet seat or a cold toilet seat

guy 2: cold toilet seat.

by Evelynisthere. June 26, 2023