Thomas is the kind of dude who drops out of school. He thinks he will make a shit ton of money, and his friends has got his back. In reality most of Thomases just works at convinience stores. Most of the time they are secretly gay, but are afraid to come out of the closet. They are often extreamly homofobic to cover it up.
The only way for a Thomas to be succesful is to donate his money to other people, especially his closest friends.
The only way for a Thomas to be succesful is to donate his money to other people, especially his closest friends.
by Kristina Jakobsen November 3, 2021
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Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.
Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
by SlipperySloshy January 16, 2023
Get the Thomas Crewe-Read mug.A Gorgeous boy who will break your heart in moments time, but don’t tell him this, as he would feel horrible about it. He’s a great person. He acts very flirtatious with you even though he said he’d still treat you “like a friend.” If you’re sad he’ll do anything he can to make you laugh, even if that just means kicking your seat. He probably listens to some pretty epic music, and maybe he plays bass guitar. He’ll have just enough in common with you to where you’re sure he’s the one. But he’s probably not. We’ll see.
by theauthorguy February 29, 2020
Get the Thomas mug.Calvin Thomas is a 6’8 240 pound power forward from Virginia Beach, Virginia and plays college basketball at Wilmington University. Calvin also is an amazing fisher.
by HotDog56 February 19, 2021
Get the Calvin Thomas mug.Joshua Dylan Thomas is a ugly person but very smart. Likes to use electronics and is good at them. He likes to play videogames but isn't the greatest at them. Girls tend to hate or not think he's a cool guy but once they know him they think he's funny and a interesting guy.
by Nnnnaaaaaaammmmmmmeeeeee123 November 11, 2017
Get the joshua dylan thomas mug.A cringe person who is very dislikable. He is prone to make things up about you that will get you in trouble. He is good at math but is average in every other subject. He is into strange men who are probably autistic and go by the name of Elliot Slusky. Thomas randomly smells bad and he is always doing strange things such as putting his hand in and touching weird things and places. He also is randomly seen exiting strange places.
Person 1: Did you see the kid that just randomly said that another kid didn't like someone because he was gay?
Person 2: Yes, he pulled a Thomas.
Person 2: Yes, he pulled a Thomas.
by Afghanistan(Gay ppl suck) November 6, 2023
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