Stosh wood

Stosh wood is water logged, Termite infested, over priced feces covered firewood.

"Wow this fire wood is real stosh wood"
"Daughter: Do you smell that?
Mom: ew yes, what is that?
Daughter: must be that stosh wood.

by Harleyquin1319 February 10, 2015

ella woods

Ella is the most vibrant, beautiful soul you’ll ever meet. She is forever down to earth and is extremely selfless. If you’re her friend she will stick by you’re side and never let anyone give you shit. There’s always a sparkle in her vivid green eyes, and whenever they are sad you would do anything to make her feel better, since she does the same for you. No matter what she’s going through she will be there for you. If you have an ella as you’re friend never let her go

the most beautiful thing you can think of will never compare to ella woods

by heyitsmuah January 9, 2019

Skimp Wood

When you roll a backwood with less than 3 grams of marijuana

“I only have about half a wood left what should we do?”
“No problem, I’ll twizzle up a skimp wood”

by Jinxx The Dunk-Master September 22, 2018

Jory Wood

I don’t know when you will see this or if you ever do… but I love you. You make the darkest days feel so bright and you are more warming than a fireplace with fuzzy blankets and drinking hot coco… you make me so happy and I honestly just need to confess my love for you. You still make me nervous and I still sweat when I hold your hand or when I’m around you. You really know how to make me happy and get me going. You are my number 1 motivator and I honestly can’t ask anymore of you. Thank you so much for everything you are so amazing. I love you 💞

Jory Wood… will you please marry me someday

by Squish22 May 4, 2022

rusty wood

When you have sex on an active construction site when you’re behind on your tetanus shots

Bro, got Rusty Wood last night. Bro nice...

by Life according to Beau April 25, 2021

chase wood

definition 1: someone who is denying being gay. definition 2: an absolute chad with humongous steel balls. chase wood is someone great at everything. legends say that he beat melania fists only, hitless on rune level 1.

definition 1: hugo is so zesty. hes acting like chase wood. definition 2: omg i just got an ace. i am litterly chase wood

by peter hans September 24, 2023

Emma Woods

She is most likely married to someone named Jonas woods they both love each other and they would die for each other they have been married for 25 years and still married and Emma is a is a singer and Jonas is a NFL player

Jonas: good morning cutie

Emma Woods good morning baby I love you

by Parker the man March 15, 2022