Chewing with both sides of your mouth

Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!

Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

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i'd rather drive on the left side of the road

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something

ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄

by Savanah100 May 25, 2021

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Horoscopes Are For People Who Has A Cystic Lesion On The Right Side Of A Face

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025

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Dark Side Virgin

Someone who has never listened to Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of The Moon from beginning to end in one sitting.

Guy : I lost my Dark Side virginity this weekend!

Guy 2: Congrats!

by augoose January 30, 2018

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You have to choose a side!

Ohoho reahehelly!?

Zealot "You have to choose a side!"

Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."

Zealot "You... You can't do that."

Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."

Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"

Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."

Zealot "It's going to punish you!"

Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

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