Someone, typically a cishet male, who enjoys the idea of being with someone who is sexually liberated and true to themselves, until they get anywhere near it and crumble.
by King Confuza May 21, 2022
Get the Biscuit Manmug. 
Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!
by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020
Get the Biscuit Spittersmug. Used to be tattoo sleeves meant you were a tough guy. Now it usually means you're a little tickle biscuit.
by 14sharibaby August 23, 2011
Get the tickle biscuitmug. when you lean against one cushion whilst hugging another, thus becoming the filling in between two 'biscuit' cushions.
by Doška March 13, 2024
Get the Biscuit Cushionmug. by Wrinkle Biscuit January 11, 2015
Get the Wrinkle Biscuitmug.