When you are extremely perturbed and exacerbated of hope the only cure is to masturbate with the rage of 1000 suns. A rage rub is the act of angrily jerking a phallus, and can be both by given or received. Also known as to madsturbate.
Dylan: Goddammit I’m so fucking angry!
Becky: Is there anything I can do to help?
Dylan: Yeah. Why don’t you come over here and give me a dangerous rage rub.
Becky: Is there anything I can do to help?
Dylan: Yeah. Why don’t you come over here and give me a dangerous rage rub.
by AssontheGrass October 1, 2018
Get the rage rubmug. 1. Becoming angry at a PC game and ejecting it as fast as possible, usually before exiting the program. This can be considered a form of "vidya rage".
2. Continuously hitting the eject button on a laptop, computer, etc. when the piece of crap piece of electronics "eats" your CD and won't give it back.
2. Continuously hitting the eject button on a laptop, computer, etc. when the piece of crap piece of electronics "eats" your CD and won't give it back.
1. I had a case of eject rage when I lost in an hour-long match in Starcraft. I'm not playing that stupid game for a while.
2. My computer grinded and grinded trying to load something while I was having eject rage. It finally gave my CD back before the damn thing crashed.
2. My computer grinded and grinded trying to load something while I was having eject rage. It finally gave my CD back before the damn thing crashed.
by aandc August 29, 2010
Get the Eject Ragemug. by u shit fuck January 8, 2012
Get the raging yoshimug. The doctor, angered by the repetitive questions asked by his staff, took a deep breath, said "its low rage Wednesday" smiled, and walked back in the exam room.
by MA annonymous September 4, 2016
Get the low rage wednesdaymug. A extremely activated boner that is usually used in a hot scenario.
Shall be used only when the receiving person does not understand the meaning of raging beaner.
Shall be used only when the receiving person does not understand the meaning of raging beaner.
by Pissdemon47 May 21, 2024
Get the raging beanermug. When a nerd sells an item after realizing it's value has dropped dramatically. Usually occurs after said nerd spends at LEAST 15 minutes raging about the item.
by Coools April 22, 2011
Get the Rage Sellmug. When you play MW2 and your one kill away from getting the minigun and SOME ABSOLUTE FUCKING NOOB OF A PLAYER decides to pull up with his FUCKASS RIOT SHIELD and BASH YOUR GODDAMN HEAD IN. If you don't engage with them they just pull out the dumbass throwing knife and proceed to one hit kill you. People who use riot shield typically end up being little kids who don't know how to play, or 30-year old unemployed fatties who think there insane and spam get wrecked on voice chat. If you use a riot shield LIT END IT ATP.
by Jaxo_Relaxo1 October 27, 2025
Get the Cod Ragemug.