Peter

Peter is so dumb he drinks expensive Curvoaser and expects that his friends are going to pay for him.

Peter drinks only pipiwasser.

by Kurt33 November 23, 2021

Texas Peter

A gay texan that has a problem putting a finger up their ass

That guy looks like a texas peter

by GalaxyGod June 25, 2022

Peter

Ever heard of Golden Retriever energy? Well that's Peter. He's a very loyal and loveable guy. He'll be by your side the moment you're upset and won't leave until he knows you're feeling better. At first he may seem a bit shy and awkward, but he's simply hiding his bubbly and friendly personality. Not to mention he's incredibly handsome. Peter has been through some tough times in his life, but that's what makes him Peter. He knows what it's like to go through dark times and he always wants to be there for you to keep everything bright and happy. Never let go of a Peter once you have one.

He's got so much energy. He must be a Peter.

by PinkCarnations July 9, 2022

peter in may and June

This is where Peter and his team becomes the “super saiyan team” and peter becomes a “total beast” on the field

Peter in may and June is always so good.

by therealwoths April 27, 2023

Petering

To withhold joy and amusement from your friends by not spending time with them.

He's petering again.
Her petering is unbearable.
No wonder that his name is Peter, he has been petering us for two months straight.

by Definitelynotpeter December 25, 2018

peter

A person who is really full of himself. Sees himself as a superior being and is above everyone else. Their actions are aligned with Narcissistic Personality Disorder and would happily spend a fortune just to flex. Peter is that loud mouthed idiot that everyone feels sorry for so they tolerate them. They enjoy criticising others to compensate for their own insecurities. People enjoy to have them around just to make themselves look smarter. Peter’s are highly materialistic and care about what others think the most.

That guy is SUCH a Peter

by TruthIsFax November 23, 2021

PISTOL PETER

A short, but extremely effective Caucasian penis. Named after the former NBA player "Pistol Pete" Maravich. A short in stature guard, who had a knack to penetrate deeply. Not to be confused with his Caucasian brethren, a Larry Bird, which is a LARGE Caucasian penis.

"Dude wasn't HUNG, but he hit every spot at the right time, like Pistol Peter"

by JJ Milla September 23, 2022