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potato chip looking ass

Someone who looks like a god damn potato chip. There head is curved in and they were the same trash shoes everyday. These kind people say they have yeezys but they really don't. They smell like musty dick and have rusty, dirty braces.
Ex: Look at that potato chip looking ass with his trashy shoes
by Crumbler 99 February 5, 2017
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Sour cream potato cakes

Eating jizz out of someone's ass cheeks.
I had a some sour cream potato cakes for breakfast this morning!
by Hoe Inn June 21, 2009
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I can count to potato.

This response is necessary when an internet comment, post or blog is so ridiculous that no other response can be given.
"When I was a child Jesus Christ took me onto a UFO and showed me the future with multicolored Lego sculptures."

That's awesome! I can count to potato.
by Chipperlew August 6, 2012
mugGet the I can count to potato.mug.

Hot Potatoes Jim

English teacher with a good knowledge base but who is often diverted by his Lord of the Rings worship and obsession with Hot Potatoes program. Constantly interrupted by chants of "dildo" and "raspberry-flavored monkey jizz" in class.
"Hot Potatoes Jim is making us read all 3 Lord of the Rings Books! Blueberry-flavored horse jizz!"
by Barry G. May 13, 2004
mugGet the Hot Potatoes Jimmug.
A sentence about what your grandmother is going to make for thanksgiving
Grandma whatcha making for thanksgiving

I got beans greens potatoes tomatoes lamb rams hog dog chicken turkey YOU NAMMMMEEE ITTT
by Beans greens potatoes tomatoes November 19, 2016
mugGet the beans greens potatoes tomatoesmug.

Tic Tac Potato Sack

Someone with a really small dick, yet has a gigantic ballsack.
by Jedi Master Yoda May 2, 2007
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