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The Order of James

Ten Commandments originating from the Jamesernaut. Drafted by the Pau Pau and emulated by the Hand of God.

I. Thou shalt hunt females for their pleasures.
II. Thou shalt wingman for thyne brother.
III. Thou shalt not cock block.
IV. Thou shalt purchase alcohol and late night food at a gratuitous level.
V. Thou shalt indulge in sinful acts of sex.
VI. Thou shalt find humor in all circumstances and create it if it exists not by doing stupid things.
VII. Thou shalt film stupid things done from VI.
VIII. Thou shalt Doot thy neighbor and friend, as they Doot upon you.
IX. Thou shalt enjoy technology of Xbox on 50 inch plasma with Bose sub-woofer surround sound in all its glory.
X. Thou shalt not fuck with James or risk a lethal GUTN.
I live by the Order of James and I love my life to the fullest.

The Order is right, I fucked with James and got a severe GUTN. Now I'm numb from the dick down.

I broke the Order of James and then my balls exploded while I got monkey raped by Zugluu the Gorilla.

The Old Game Switcheroo 

When Your PS3 breaks on you and you trade it in at Game knowing it was broken. Your stood there sweating like a pig as you trade in your broken machine knowing full well it's faulty.
Try2 traded his PS3 last night using The Old Game Switcheroo.
The Old Game Switcheroo by tlpn99 October 20, 2010

The One in a Million Clause 

A reply you say when somebody asks you to do something that you do not want to do. Usally it is something that requires hard work or something that you do not want to do. You claim that if you do the favor, a one in a million event that causes harm will happan to you. The event will almost never happan but it is slightly possible. A more polite and more annoying way to say no.
Mike: Hey Josh, did you and George go on that roller coaster.

Josh: We were but George used the One in a Million Clause and claimed that he might fall off and die.

Mike: Well that must of stunk.

the OJ simpson effect 

when most people watching the news know a perpetrator is guilty however the jury didn't complete high school or choose to ignore obvious evidence and find him or her not guilty. this usually happens in murder cases
the two most well known people to experience the OJ Simpson effect are OJ Simpson himself and Casey Anthony

The Oreo 

When a white girl is sandwiched between 2 black men
That bitch had it coming so we gave her the Oreo.
The Oreo by Hdheje October 21, 2017

dropping the olives 

Slang for performing the sexual act of your choice
Pam and I went back to my room, and were dropping the olives all night.
dropping the olives by Teej April 10, 2005