golden ram

Punching a full bladder from the anus

John really wanted to water his lawn so I gave him a golden ram.

by Ramsphere July 4, 2017

Golden Valley

Noun. When you surprise pee on someone while they're settling in for an evening bath. Bonus points if you aim for rubber duckies

My metro room mate was taking a bath, sipping on white wine, so I whipped out my one-eyed willy and turned that tub into a Golden Valley.

by BedBath&Beyonce August 15, 2016

Golden tissue

When your wanking and you believe your finished but really you pissed

Oh shit I have a golden tissue

by Golden tissue expert January 1, 2019

Golden Portal

Urinating into ones anus.

"Dude, I gave her a golden portal"

by wifepop September 11, 2021

Golden fucking neutral

When you mediate two feelings or actions to achieve a third effect that is greater than the sum of it's parts. For instance, having a coffee and a zyn, or having a shitty monday morning hungover and having a lunchtime beer. Then you get golden fucking neutral.

Christ, that 2cb made me tweak, but the buckfast has got me golden fucking neutral baby.

by Cheekygeezer333 August 6, 2025

Golden Garbage

A type of person that has something valuable, but mostly useless in anyway.

Person 1: I can't believe he won fifty hundred bucks in the lotto even though he's just slacking off at work and doing nothing worthwhile.
Person 2: Well then that make's him a Golden garbage, utterly pathetic.

by EggsFried February 5, 2022

Golden retriever

White boy

Golden retriever boys are adorable

by anonymous July 24, 2022