being dutched

When you are owned at speedskating by someone who's Dutch, you're being dutched

I'm being dutched right now, I just can't win.

by jemoeder008 March 26, 2014

dutch pizza

The act of passing flatulance in ones face during simultanoues falatio or cunniligus.

Man i cant belive your wife pulled a dutch pizza on you and almost shit on your face while you were face deep and she was blowing you.

by Jtac88 October 8, 2017

dutch oven restaurant

On a 5+ table, dropping a dollar underneath baits the unsuspecting fool and one holds him down while everyone farts at once.

On our last guys night out, the newbie got the dutch oven restaurant and gagged on his lunch under the table.

by Chuckie Sue July 23, 2022

dutch claw

Same as the dutch rudder. Only for women

‘Oooo shit me and Tracy got a bit hot and heavy last night. Nothing lesbian happened we just Dutch clawed each other’

by Monkeyglasses May 17, 2018

dutch trooper

When a girl is giving you head under the covers and farts but doesn't stop, effectively dutch ovening herself and being a trooper about it.

Dude she was such a dutch trooper, she wasn't feeling well and kept going and even contained the stench.

by Iboji December 11, 2017

dutch egg

A vagina appliance.

Chris, I totally saw you stuff that Dutch Egg in Ziggy, you scoundrel!

by Shabba dabba doo August 10, 2017

Dutch Oven Staub

When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.

She would have kissed me good night if not for the Dutch Oven Staub I unleashed.

by ContestPhenom November 9, 2019