Ligma Balls

Ligma Balls is a disease that can be contracted from big ball chickens. It only happens in the balls and can cause ball cancer, ball destruction, and cutoff to get women. The only way to cure the Ligma Balls disease, is for someone to lick the infectee's balls.

"Do you have Ligma Balls?"

by DarkFeind August 18, 2023

Ball Biter

1. Someone who's the opposite of a dick rider, instead of giving undeserved or excessive praise, these mfs hate like it's their day job.

2. Girl who doesn't give good head.

1. What mfs in the comments of instagram and youtube do when a professional athlete makes a simple mistake anyone could have made.

2. "Yo bro I hooked up with Becky and it was the worst mistake of my life. I thought she was gonna be good at giving head considering the amount of dudes she's been with, but she's a ball biter. Still got marks on my left nut from last night."

by A95 September 21, 2023

Mouse balls

Its just a joke its really funny i heard a youtuber say this on yt

IMMA KICK YOU IN YO MOUSE BALLS!

Kicks*

Mouse dies on back*

South park game action (rock paper balls)

by P0LI1 October 29, 2020

ball and cock

ball and cock is the opposite to cock and balls.

the fuck dose ball and cock mean

by soggy nutts February 2, 2021

Crispy Balls

When balls are shriveled up to the point of crispy essence.

“You’ve been out in the cold too long” “you’ve probably got crispy balls man”

by Jimmy9923 February 14, 2021

Ball Bonnet

The method of neatly wrapping your wrinkle twins with toilet paper, tying it off into a cute bow just above your hog. This is effective when anticipating a particularly percussive poop in order to avoid getting poop on your balls. When finished, simply undo the ball bonnet and drop in the toilet.

"How'd it go in there" "Pretty rough, ended up having to do a ball bonnet"

by hikingboot April 1, 2021

LaShawn Balls

a very huge handsome man with big scrumptious shoulders and loves to pour milk on himself at night and sing Christmas carols very nice and good and great very huge and beautiful man with the manliest features AHHHHHH

oh is that lashawn balls?

oh you mean that huge awesome hujunk of handsome yeah thats just lashawn balls

by FlingaFlonga April 28, 2022