change my socks

To sneak off to the loo for a spew while at work after a heavy as night on the piss
Boss, where have you been ,

Me , oh i had to change my socks ,

Boss , oh spewing
by Ol groper December 10, 2016
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sock relay

During the time and place for everything (college), a group of penis owning individuals will perform a "relay race" using a sock. The first person cums in the sock, passes it to their teammate. This continues until the entire team ejaculates into the sock. The team with the fastest time to complete ejaculations wins!
Man, I can't wait to beat you later in the sock relay!
by Fantestically Challenged May 09, 2024
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Alabama Sock

When you jizz in a sock and then proceed to piss in it. Once you have finished you may proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave it for 24 hours and then stick it up your ass. You have just created and Alabama sock
Dude, I just found Kyle’s Alabama sock
by Tractorboi April 06, 2021
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SOCKS

It is what it is.
Comes from the tumbler post where user sweeter-than-tea explains how SOCKS, if spelled out is "eso si que es" which means "it is what it is" in Spanish.
"I regret to have to tell you this but you are dying"
"SOCKS"
by PowerLeek October 06, 2019
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Sock

She is such a kind and caring person who is constantly used and taken advantage of. She often goes out of their way to help others even though she may get hurt. Sometimes she wants to help people but are to anxious too. People called sock are very attractive and many people find them irresistible
Sock helped me with my homework.

I'd fuck sock any day
by User 15731592019475 November 23, 2021
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Sock

Torture devices for your feet.
A: "Why don't you wear socks?!"
B: "They burn my feet to death!!!!!!"
by Aristar April 19, 2018
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Socks

The cutest name for a dog besides whore-bug
Person1: What's your dog's name.
Peraon2 : My dog's name is Socks
Peraon1: That's the cutest name for a dog ever
by TheOnlyInsight November 26, 2021
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