The exact opposite of Santa Claus. He is rumored to live in Antarctica with a troup of midget gypsies and every Christmas eve he flies his magical moose-drawn Volkswagen Beatle to the homes of all the naughty children. He quietly breaks in through the front door and steals all the presents from under the Christmas tree, which he then sells on eBay to fund his drinking and online poker habits.
1>Hey dude what did you get for Christmas?!
2>F*cking nothing! Reverse Santa Claus broke into my house again and stole everything! He even shot my cat!
1>That f*cking sucks man.
2>He even took a shit in my microwave and set it to 99 minutes and 99 seconds!
2>F*cking nothing! Reverse Santa Claus broke into my house again and stole everything! He even shot my cat!
1>That f*cking sucks man.
2>He even took a shit in my microwave and set it to 99 minutes and 99 seconds!
by Kris Krang-ang-le May 09, 2013
When a partner puts a hard food (ex. Baby Carrot, Seeds, clams, Etc) in their mouth and puts their lip to another’s anus. They then proceed to propel the food item into the rectum providing anal pleasures to the receiver.
Tiffany put the grapes in her nightstand, planning to have a fun night of reverse momma birding with Steve.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021
When white people go to see a black people movie, (Ex: A Tyler Perry movie) and the whole theater is filled by black people so the white people are forced to sit in the front row.
Man, me and Ryan went to go see Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain, and the whole top of the theater was filled by Black people so we had to sit in the front row. We totally got Reverse Rosa Parked.
by Triggidy July 04, 2013
The Reverse Stomach Pump is a sexual act that two people take part in. One person shoves a hose up the other persons ass, then the hose is turned on. Once their rectum or whole intestine track is filled, the person who now has water inside them voids it from their body. Either onto the other participant or their clothing from them to put on later.
"I'd give an arm and a leg to see Martha Stewart and The 1960s Robbin from Batman do the Reverse Stomach Pump!"
"Brian that's not how you are supposed to start conversations with your dying grandmother..."
"Brian that's not how you are supposed to start conversations with your dying grandmother..."
by God didn't mean to create me October 31, 2017
When you subject your partner to extremely degrading and disrespectful dirty talk while wearing a fake mustache.
by Bane Lowmax September 21, 2021
The exact opposite of a role model. A person that does virtually everything wrong and is the person you aspire NOT to be in life. A clusterfuck and a loser of epic proportions. If you do the opposite of everything this person does, you will be much better off.
Andy: What the actual fuck is Brett's problem? Why is he the way that he is?
Paul: Brett's what you call a "reverse role model". He lies, he cheats, he steals, he's ugly as sin. He's just a general piece of shit. Stay away from him because he will fuck you over when given the opportunity.
Andy: And I thought my middling 9-to-5 wagie life sucked. At least I'm not that guy.
Paul: Brett's what you call a "reverse role model". He lies, he cheats, he steals, he's ugly as sin. He's just a general piece of shit. Stay away from him because he will fuck you over when given the opportunity.
Andy: And I thought my middling 9-to-5 wagie life sucked. At least I'm not that guy.
by NippleFish666 February 15, 2023
Now, this is a story all about how
my life got flipped-turned upside down
and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how to define a reverse Bel Air.
A reverse Bel Air is when you
start a conversion, but you use
the lyrics from the theme of a song beyond compare
the theme song to the show fresh prince of Bel Air
my life got flipped-turned upside down
and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how to define a reverse Bel Air.
A reverse Bel Air is when you
start a conversion, but you use
the lyrics from the theme of a song beyond compare
the theme song to the show fresh prince of Bel Air
Now this is a story all about how my life got filliped-turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I added music to an urban dictionary definition for reverse bel air but fail it in the example
by 1!2" April 05, 2015