Lawn Mower Beer

Any cheap beer.

Derived because its the kind of beer you drink on hot summer days while you mow your lawn.

Person 1: What kind of beer should we get?
Person 2: Any lawn mower beer is fine. I'm totally broke!

by Allisaur January 3, 2008

Beers of Boyfriends Past

A collection of beers in your refrigerator, bought specifically for your boyfriend or man you were dating, which remain in your frige long after these men are no longer in your life because they are beers you don't like and will never drink.

Asked to a guest:
Would you like something to drink, I have Beers of Boyfriends Past like Heineken, Budweiser, and a Fosters 40.

by 3mechauns November 11, 2009

Beer for my horses

1) A song by Toby Keith and Willie Nelson

2) A movie about vigilante justice

Beer for my horses is an awesome song and the movie is hilarious.

by thort74t January 6, 2011

beer death experience

The point in the night or early morning that one cannot taste the flavor of the beer they are drinking because they have drank so many. It is very unfortunate.

Laura's recent beer death experience truly caused her to rethink her choices and she returned to simply getting stoned.

by von groovy August 4, 2017

HALF PAST BEER

THE TIME OF DAY WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU SHOULD ALREADY BE DRINKING, USUALLY EARLY EVENING. (SHORTLY AFTER BEER BEER THIRTY)

GUY 1: "BRO! ITS BEER THIRTY! LETS DRINK!"

GUY 2: "DUDE, YOU'RE LATE... ITS HALF PAST BEER."

by MuseOne March 29, 2010

Spooky beer flu

Simply another way of saying the corona virus, because there is a beer called corona
Usually used in dark situations involving COVID to try and lighten the mood

Person 1: man I just got COVID, I'm fucked
Person 2: you mean spooky beer flu?
Person 3: what the hell are you talking about?

by Ageddevistation August 18, 2022

delete some beers

The fastest known way to down some brews. Usually said when one wants to drink as much as possible, as quickly as possible - hence “deleting” them

You want to delete some beers before we drive home?

Hell yeah man! Buzzed driving is drunk driving so might as well get really crunk!

by Dr. Brain Hanger January 21, 2022