by we make useful shit up November 3, 2023
Get the when the scot hits the roadmug. Road Wife (BFF) refers to a Friend/Colleague who's Ride or Die. Very close to you and knows your Deepest Secrets.
Eg 1: Michelle was Torrie's Road Wife before her Husband got her hands on her.
Eg 2: She's my Road Wife since 15 years now. We have so many memories together!
Eg 2: She's my Road Wife since 15 years now. We have so many memories together!
by Kgreen97 October 30, 2022
Get the road wifemug. Because it was pissed off
'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere
by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022
Get the Why did the condom cross the road?mug. A "Sludge guzzling road whore" is someone that is as sleazy as they are filthy! Absolutely no morals and will perform sexual acts of any kind with anyone for pennies on the dollar!!
by One Witty chic April 21, 2017
Get the sludge guzzling road whoremug. When you’re not a pussy or an attention seeking emo, and actually want to kill yourself in the lulziest way, which is also your favorite activity (slitting your wrists).
Cutting down the road will sever your blood vessel, or in nerd speech, radial artery and will result in an effective, epic win death which will garner lots of sobs and attention from people who once wronged you.
Cutting down the road will sever your blood vessel, or in nerd speech, radial artery and will result in an effective, epic win death which will garner lots of sobs and attention from people who once wronged you.
Jayden: Damn man.. Stephany broke up with me for Nathan.. We were dating for 8 months and next week was supposed to be our anniversary! I just want to slit my wrists and die right now!
Alex: Remember, Jayden. It’s ALWAYS down the road, NEVER across the street.
Alex: Remember, Jayden. It’s ALWAYS down the road, NEVER across the street.
by Spergs June 25, 2023
Get the Down the roadmug. a condition in which a driver gets angry at the other driver for not driving in the way he wants to.
the person exhibiting road rage is actually the dumbfuck himself because he/she does not know that others may often find him/her as fucking annoying as fuck
road rager is a simple motherfucker with narrow pov. for example, this fucker thinks a person driving either faster or slower than him as crazy
cops should actually tiicket these mothafuckers and suspend their licenses
the person exhibiting road rage is actually the dumbfuck himself because he/she does not know that others may often find him/her as fucking annoying as fuck
road rager is a simple motherfucker with narrow pov. for example, this fucker thinks a person driving either faster or slower than him as crazy
cops should actually tiicket these mothafuckers and suspend their licenses
by Handleofjohnniewalker May 20, 2019
Get the road ragemug. person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-
by dast143235 September 2, 2025
Get the why did the chicken cross the road?mug.