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The Greek Family Tree

the greek family tree is weird. Poseidon and Zeus are brothers, their dad is Kronos. Zeus has Athena, and Athena has a child named Annabeth. Poseidon has a child named Percy, since Poseidon is Athena's uncle, Percy is Athena's cousin, which means Annabeth is Percy's cousin once removed. And they fall in love.
person1:how does the greek family tree work?
person2: yes
by dodododoododododododoodododd September 29, 2022
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Alabama Christmas Tree

1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,

2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,

3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.

4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.

Extra: For the Frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white

PS. *Fun for the entire family*
John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?
by Monke_man January 21, 2021
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Artificial Christmas Tree

A fake Christmas Tree, it doesn't die and you can use it for all of eternity.
I am going to put up a Artificial Christmas Tree so I don't have to buy a real one each year and not worry about it tipping over.
by ArturKoz December 23, 2021
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Tree Mugger

The opposite of a Tree Hugger; One who hates the environment, litters, does not recycle, does not believe in Climate Change or Global Warming, ect.
Jimmy is such a Tree Mugger! He Leaves his Hot Cheetos bags all over the ground!
by K-Song May 2, 2011
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Tree

a magical item grown on an unknown substance known as "soil".
"look its a magical item grown on an unknown substance known as soil"
"it's a tree"
"oh"
by fuckingmidgets July 23, 2022
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Philadelphia dollar tree

When a male ejaculates onto a random girls leg.
Did you hear about Rachel? She got Philadelphia Dollar Tree’d the other day. She said her leg was covered in jizz.
by BigRoostah July 13, 2024
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Satan’s Tree Rat

Why would you allow a Satan’s Tree Rat climb on your dinner table, right after they use their litter box?
by thefarmersson November 8, 2023
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