National Buttfuck Day

Buttfuck your friend really hard until they scream.
If someone cums then they're gay.
The day is on April 17th

He likes National Buttfuck Day

by graesenpeeford March 17, 2021

National Stimmy Day

National stimmy day refers to taking a sort of stimulant on March 17th. This ranges from caffeine and up, even sunshine! Whatever stimulates you, it is a day signifying happy days are near. Also referring to the day most anericans got their Covid-19 3rd stimulus check.

Dude it’s national stimmy day, we have to buy coffee and go outside

by Noobsicles March 17, 2021

National chorro day

its good luck if you chorro your pants

“ i need the restroom today is national chorro day helpp!! “

by chorroheadganggang March 20, 2021

National Cuddle day

Cuddle day

Guy: do you know What today is
Girl: March 24?
Guy: No its national cuddle day!

Happens on March 24th

by Ezra Karino March 24, 2021

National Hug Day

Hug whoever you want! Only one March 26

Guy: guess what today is
Girl: March 26?
Guy: No! National Hug Day!

by Ezra Karino March 25, 2021

National madeleine day

March 27th

Hey, it’s national madeleine day! (Overheard on March 27th)

by CapitolRecordss March 27, 2021

National chav day

On the 30th of march people that dress casual will dress up as chavs any gender and walk around acting like chavs yo piss the actual real chavs off.

Girl:hey sara have u go the coat for national chav day tommorow?
Sara:yessss i am so exited

by Heyyyyyitsgbmm March 29, 2021