Max

Has a big meaty cock

Max has a massive penis

by Jeiwkenenebhd November 13, 2021

Max Perez Marinero

Used for people (typically above average weight) who are also not the best at keeping their mouth closed.

guy1: Dude.. I just told this guy my master crime plan and he fucking snitched.
guy2: Sheesh, what a Max Perez Marinero!
guy1: I know...

by ,whittaker March 19, 2024

Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025

Tip-maxing

Tip-maxing is a form of self-pleasure sometimes performed by men who wish to isolate their feelings of arousal to the tip of their penis. It is performed by rubbing a thumb over the meatus for a prolonged period of time.

Have you tried tip-maxing? I've heard it feels great!

by ItsMeWillyT May 27, 2024

Yawn maxing

When someone makes themselves yawn and suppresses said yawn to strengthen there jaw.

Your jaw looks fine, have you been yawn maxing

by Inland173shocker June 13, 2024

Max

A name for a typical fuck boy usally a big white guy, who gives zero fucks about other people and kicks them off the rugby team.

There goes Max again thinking he’s coach Dowdell
Max is big for no reason
Max kicked Curtis off the rugby team

by Max the goat February 24, 2019

max and Jemma

the best couple ever

did you see max and Jemma, i wish i was as happy as them

by bigbootymanlover182 September 13, 2022