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August 8 National Mary’s bestie day

Aug 8The day in which you celebrate your rat of a bestie that you have on this day in 2020 will have known her for 1095 days (add 365 each year) this day marks the day the past bratty children that hated eachother without ever talking started their friend ship on this day the tradition is to annoy friend and give her a special surprise this day was made in celebration of kyndall because her one and only butt hurt all the time bestie was bored in quarantine in 2020 is a meer child better than friend in every way and so she must be celebrated
It is time to celebrate Mary’s bestie as it is August 8 National Mary’s Bestie Day
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The aforementioned name is a satirical/stereotypical name for singer Taylor Swift in the Philippines. The extra names were added to ridicule how many of the people also have such long names. The whole name has since then become a meme in the Filipino media, in which people use the name ironically to refer to the singer.

Taylor Alison Finlay Swift are all from her legal name, the additional names and their origins are stated below. The joke originally started as "Taylor Marie Joy Batumbakal Swift", and since then, many other names have been added.

Marie and Joy are commonly found in girls' names, where Marie comes from Mary/Maria, the most common name in the country; Joy is stereotypically associated with service workers, such as nurses, cashiers, and stewardesses.

Inang Kulot is an allusion to her curly locks. Inang means "Mother" in a familiar tone, Kulot simply means "curls".

Dimagiba is fairly an uncommon last name, though it is a reference to an old joke played in radios. Dimagiba, short for 'hindi (not) magiba (breakable)' means "invincible", or "never broken". full joke: look up "Short pinoy joke english class"

Batumbakal (lit. lodestone, bato = stone, bakal = metal) is also an uncommon last name, though it does hold a deep native origin. Like Dimagiba, it seems to have originated from a joke, albeit obscure. full joke: look up "batumbakal filipino joke"

Altogether, it sounds like the name of the girl you'd play chinese garter together in the neighborhood alleys.
she is the icon
she is the moment
she is Taylor Marie Joy Alison "Inang Kulot" Dimagiba Finlay Batumbakal Swift
by Inang Kulot June 4, 2023
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Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert de Motier de Lafayette

An amazing Frenchbread and aristocat who fought in the American Revolutionary war. He is by far the best frenchbread of history. Don't discriminate the french breads!
Camilla: who's Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert de Motier de Lafayette?
Me: The most amazing aristocat and frenchbread!
Camila:....
by ricebeanscats November 16, 2017
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DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY
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William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child
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Mary Andy

The best girl you would ever find. If you catch one, don't let her go. She will love you and make you the happiest guy ever. She will ask you for nudes sometimes yet she's not really horny. Besides, you make her horny. A lover of Disney and dogs
Dude 1: Daaaaaaamn, that girl is soooo hot.
Me: I know, she's Mary Andy, she's perfect and she's my girlfriend
by Gansosrosas April 1, 2017
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Saint Mary Magdalene

Saint Mary Magdalene is a preppy catholic school, where my cousin goes. It's in Delco, and if you don't know what that is, fuck you. They are all stood up cunt bags and have big ass houses in developments. They usually go to Cardinal " O'whora" and try getting hammered every night. To sum it up, they are all faggots.
"Oh... that kid goes to Saint Mary Magdalene. He's a rich cunt.
by ajmc31527 December 17, 2017
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