Mad Dog

A mysterious entity existing for countless millennia. First depicted as the Egyptian god Anubis, the Mad Dog has been mentioned in countless texts from around the globe spanning centuries. He is described as having almost god like powers. It is unknown if the Mad Dog is still among us but it is speculated in recent years he will bring upon the end of the world.

Person 1: Have you heard of the Mad Dog?

Person 2: You mean the god like figure?

Person 1: Yarp.

by KryptTombtroll March 14, 2021

mad bone n

two old people fucking real hard

ma you n joe was embarrassing with all that mad bone n

by Gambino6 July 11, 2024

Need For Madness

Just play Tunari's Game or Ryan Albano's Vehicular Epic

This car game is soo dead, Need For Madness is forgotten so badly

by Tunari's brother January 14, 2019

mad wiper

A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.

Did you see the end stall in the men's room? Looks like the 'mad wiper' has struck again.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

Dick Sucking Mad

When your've reach the point of no return. when you're so angry and filled with rage, that you'd even suck a dick kinda mad.

"MAN FUCK DUDE, I SOOO SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT...IM ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT!!!"

*highly concerned friend- "you aint mad enough to suck no dick!"

"AGGHHHH!!" *starts sucking dick

"damn, you really are Dick Sucking Mad."

by RealSkuff April 4, 2024

mad

General term for anything and everything; can be used alongside sarcasm for increased uses.

Jeremy: Daniel, your actually shite at fifa
Daniel: Mad.
or
WillNE:*sees something remotely satisfying* That is mad.

by samlovesburgundy August 8, 2019

Job Madness

A state of being a total dick whilst desperately searching for employment. Job madness is especially common among recent and soon to be college graduates who believe their future employment will come to define their life long level of success. Symptoms are similar to being hangry, however sufferers tend to look like massive cry babies for longer periods of time.

After graduating in 2008 I lost my entire family to job madness and I ultimately never found a job in my field.

by Markusftr October 24, 2020