july 3rd

national smegma day, today is the day where smegma is appreciated and normalized

Guy1: yo its july 3rd, what color is your smegma

Guy2: its purple, what about yours?

Guy1: piss yellow, wanna make out?

by Tophy_ayylmao April 8, 2023

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Just Joust July

Just Joust July is a month made for gay men. Gay men will joust using their dicks, frotting/docking until one of them cums. This will continue on for 31 days and whoever cums the most must present their ass to the winner and have gay sex.

Bro #1: Bro, you ready for Just Joust July?
Bro #2: Hell yeah! Been saving up ever since Destroy Dick December!

by asdf2020 November 8, 2018

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22 July

the day Anders Breivik became Justiciar Knight Commander of the Knights Templar. He had to take 21 years off his life to receive the title but it's all worth it.

i remember 22 july 2011, the day anders breivik became Justiciar Knight Commander of the Knights Templar.

by pkpenguin April 1, 2023

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July 25th

National slap your little or big sister day!

Sister: what day is it?

Me: July 25th you know what that means
Me: slaps the crap out of her.

by TheAwsomeDood July 24, 2021

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julie ragbeer

A revolutionary pop icon who defined the 21st century with her fresh beats and unforgettable vocals. Julie Ragbeer quickly catapulted up the charts after paying for the infamous Pop Tingz to post about her debut album titled Perplex . With 316 Grammys and 1365 #1 songs on billboard 100 I think it's safe to say Julie has left a remarkable impact on the state of pop culture that no other pop star could dream of.

Taylor Swift: have you heard Mary Whiton Calkins by Julie Ragbeer?

Katy Perry: Yes, I fear she is coming to end all of us pop girlies!

Lady Gaga: *starts crying*

Ariana Grande: Does she have a husband?

by ur moms iliccit affair March 18, 2024

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