july 26th, 2024, 7:08 pm

the exact time of when i wrote this. july 26th, 2024, at 7:08 pm.

guy 1: what is right now?
guy 2: july 26th, 2024, 7:08 pm.
guy 1: ok thanks

by jsavy July 26, 2024

july 3rd

national smegma day, today is the day where smegma is appreciated and normalized

Guy1: yo its july 3rd, what color is your smegma

Guy2: its purple, what about yours?

Guy1: piss yellow, wanna make out?

by Tophy_ayylmao April 8, 2023

July Chinwendu Lasag

The greatest name to ever exist.

July Chinwendu Lasag has teleported to Shaw Delot.

by coneiss December 8, 2024

Backyard 4th of July

When you and 6 or more other guys, rub red,white, and blue frosting, all over each other. Then lick it off, while listening to the national anthem.

Dude that backyard 4th of July was so gay, but for some reason I want more.

by The dude da boss August 4, 2013

july 7

the day god said fuck your relationship heres a real man

bb gun dates dude on "july 7"

by dani mcubetoes September 20, 2023

July 9th

Ignore Edolon Vryche from Vast Error day!! Simply ignore him even if he's going to commit die!!!!:33 July 9th is simply ignore Edolon day!!!

Guy 1: Oh hi edo-
Guy 2: Bro it's July 9th! y'know Ignore Edolon day!!
Edolon: Oh hi!
guys:......
Edolon: guys?

by Ueueurjrii July 9, 2023

July 15.

A day where you celebrate a person named Olivia (the most awesome person). I would do anything for an Olivia. When I say anything. I mean · A N Y T H I N G · They are on god level!

Omg, Olivia its your day its, July 15.

by pineree July 12, 2021