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The Jews

It's the same thing. The religion is exactly the same except they patched in eternal damnation and pre-forgivness for being evil inherently.
Hym "You hate the Christian Nationalists ne the Jews are the exact same thing! The rules are the same. Being gay is a sin in Judaism. All the rules are the same. It's the same thing!"

A Dork "It's the Nationalism!"

Hym "It ain't the fucking Nationalism bitch... Get out if here with that shit..."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
mugGet the The Jewsmug.

Jew Gypsue

The ancient Hebrew art of negotiation with a particular emphasis on haggling, cheating and litigating.
Arron used his Jew Gypsue skills to get a great price on our vacation to Israel.
by Johnny Donut January 27, 2019
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A Jew

A Jew is someone everyone hates FUCK JEWS (I'm not gay I promise please help me I didnt do anything I just want my family back I love Jews please dont hurt my family)
i hate him because he is A Jew
Gay porn is actually amazing i saw one with A Jew in it
by Pleasantsextime March 6, 2023
mugGet the A Jewmug.

The Jew Meal

The consumption of a properly prepared Jewish person. Only the highest quality of cannibal cooks can be trusted to properly prepare this dish.

While there are several regional variations on the Jew Meal, especially in western Russia and southeastern Denmark, the most common variant originates in Albany, France. In this recipe the Jew is first plucked, leaving the yarmulke for last. Next the intestines are emptied and the entire body is soaked overnight in a broth of sea salt, cayenne pepper, diced green onion, minced artichoke heart, and vegetable oil. After the mixture has soaked in, the entire pan should be put into the oven and baked for 90 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit. Serve with mixed vegetables and a red wine sauce.
"Remember to set an extra place at the table! When you eat the Jew Meal, Hitler eats with you."

Bernard, get in here quick, we're about to break the Jew Bone!"
by theoffensiveist May 1, 2022
mugGet the The Jew Mealmug.

Bang a Jew

To Make a QUICK u-turn while driving.
Slow down...you missed the turn. Bang a Jew 50 points
by raised in Staten Island March 14, 2021
mugGet the Bang a Jewmug.

Our-Jew-N

This man will literally give ou he larges erection known to man. The last time I saw him, I was almost as big as the statue of liberty, He is also known for being sexy to all, even men. He will make any male gay no matter if they are married or have a girl. If you see this man do not look into his eyes, for his dreamy eyes will cause you to get stuck in a dream where all you see is Arjun doing secks in your dog. I was able to escape once but, be very careful.
Did you see that man last night? Yeah, bro, he did secks on me really good last night. I think his name was Our-Jew-N.
by Jus De Bus November 19, 2020
mugGet the Our-Jew-Nmug.

jew saver

kyle chitty saver of the jews number 74 dressed up as hitler and killed everyone from the inside
i did a kyle chitty last night jew saver
by jew savour May 13, 2021
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