i only got bands

when a kid in your algebra class asks for a dollar but you only have $100 bills and its relatable
nah man i only got bands sorry
by chaface21 November 21, 2019
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Whatcha got there?

Whatcha got there can be used as a friend thinks another friend is hiding something, like a secret, or can express that they are curious about something.
Somebody: Walks
Friend: Whatcha got there?
Somebody: Nothing-
by yeet da child December 18, 2022
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Getting Absolutely Got

"Something that's so embarrassing, so deeply uncomfortable, or so discusting that your face contorts, you make noises like a constipated frog, and you get a feeling in your stomach, the feeling that you've got...

Got" -Grill Burns
Getting Absolutely Got is basically like getting T.S.G.V.
by RoseRed669 January 22, 2023
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I Got My Sinovac Shot

The slogan printed on a badge, mask, or T-shirt worn by most CCP members, who want to proudly announce to the world that they have faith in their homemade half-baked vaccine, which has yet to be WHO-approved—in the name of vaccine nationalism, no health risks would deter them from being jabbed.
In a number of cities with a significant number of foreigners, outside local hospitals, vaccinated residents are offered a “I Got My Sinovac Shot” sticker for putting their trust in their locally made life-saving product.
by MathPlus March 27, 2021
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Got Refresca’d

Regarding the new Corona Refresca’s, one must proceed as if they were just iced.
by wilkes2022 September 03, 2019
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He Got A Dumptruck

When you homie is looking extra thick today to that you just cant resist the urge to slap his cheeks;he be THIC
Q:Why did you say He Got A Dumptruck to me?

A:Well cause your booty is looking extra big today and I am homiesexual.
by RAAACC November 26, 2021
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I got this.

Said by people who don't know what Murphy's law is.

If this phrase is ever spoken in a tense situation, expect the worst.
While chopping wood, 1# axe got lodged in the log.

1# : "Don't worry, I got this."

2# : "Alright, I'll take the chopped logs down the hill."

1# pulled on the handle but broke off the head of the axe and hit 2# on the head with the handle, making 2# drop the logs down the hill onto a nearby roadway causing the nearby car to roll over the logs making it crash into a telephone pole causing the power to go out in the nearby town.
by av9e February 18, 2022
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