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face to facebooking

When you step outside the realms of social networking, and actually communicate with an acquaintance through face to face, verbal contact.

face to facebook, face to facebooking, face to facebooker
Don't worry, you can come round to my house and we can do some face to facebooking in the meantime!
by limeywesty February 24, 2011
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Facebook Rash

(noun)

Someone who follows you around on Facebook, and comments of everything you do.
Person: Oh my god, that stalker keeps liking all my new photos! I should never have added him. He's such a Facebook Rash.

Term first introduced by The Oatmeal.
by lrx_stra March 18, 2016
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Facebook to 4chan

When someone says something Facebook friendly and another person turns that something into something phallic or inappropriate and therefore making it no longer Facebook friendly and now 4chan friendly.
Boy: " I love pineapple!"
Girl: " Up your ass"!

Boy: " You just took that from Facebook to 4chan!"
by KyouBlueZ March 14, 2018
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Facebook Politician

One who gains all of their political knowledge from Facebook posts. Some from credible sources, but most are not and are only appealing to an uneducated person.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Obama is a Muslim terrorist?"

Person 2: "You must be a Facebook Politician. Get your information from a real news source and not your conservative uncle Jim."
by Wizzil March 17, 2016
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Facebook stalking

Facebook Stalking consists of monitoring Facebook activities of Facebook users.

Like regular (cyber)stalking, Facebook stalking allows the stalker to secretly gather information about the stalkee but, unlike regular (cyber)stalking, Facebook stalking is not illegal as it's the stalkee self that spontaneously posts information online about him/herself.

As you might know, posting contents on Facebook (or anywhere else online) means publishing content.

Facebook stalking is generally accepted by the voyeuristic victims but sometimes they complain being *stalked*. This shows either ignorance in the use of these new media platforms (and in the law) or eagerness to accuse their neighbor of the very same evil they suffer from. In psychology this behavior is called projection.

In addition, being a Facebook user stalked for real or not, nobody can know it, due to strict Facebook rules which prevent users to know who visited their profile.
Guy A: You know dude, my ex is Facebook stalking me!
Guy B: And how do you know it?
Guy A: I don't: it's just my gut feeling...
Guy B: Get over it, dude!
by Narcissistic Notes Fb page November 25, 2017
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Facebook quickie

1.When you have a lot of stuff to do however you want to check your facebook quickly, often times in anticipation of an important message

2. an excuse to get away from annoying people on facebook chat without seeming too douchy
ex. 1
I know i need to study for the biology exam but im expecting a facebook message from my crush.... i think ill make a facebook quickie

ex. 2

person a. hey man (blah blah blah) and so what do think?

person b. gee man i would LOVE to talk but i got to go, sorry this was just supposed to be a facebook quickie,
by every1rocks555 October 4, 2010
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Facebook Ghost

Someone who used to have a full Facebook account, but ended up deleting it while still using Facebook Messenger to keep in contact with their friends. Just like a Force Ghost no longer exists but can manifest and communicate- a Facebook Ghost can still chat and participate in group chats, but has no profile to be viewed.
Daniel is a Facebook Ghost and can't be invited to the concert through the Facebook Event page, so the host had to use Messenger to send him the details.

"Hey why can't I check your profile? I didn't get any notifications for your birthday."
"Oh I'm a Facebook Ghost, I deleted my account but I still use messenger to hang out in the group chat. "
by infernlmagician November 15, 2019
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