msn friend

one who you talk to on msn constantly but if you saw them in the street you would both act and feel like complete strangers.

Jerry got his msn friend sam's address from one of his other friends and talked to her a lot on msn; however when they met for the first time they acted like complete strangers and it was exceedingly awkward.

msn friend by cozmicmass February 19, 2007

Bae-Friend 

A Bae-Friend Is somebody you consider your best friend and you participate in "couple" like activities with but are not in an actual relationship with.

No, We're not dating I'm single he's just my Bae-Friend

Bae-Friend by Behappybishhh January 19, 2019

Friendship Embargo 

A friendship embargo is an immediate ceasing of all exchange of friendly gestures, activities, and pleasantries with your near and dear friends. This is typically declared when your friends irritate you, annoy you, offend you or otherwise cause your mood to damper beyond the normal repair.

Francisco: "I declare friendship embargo!!!!"
Teddly: "Well, looks like Francisco declared friendship embargo on us. It's ok, it will end when he realizes he has no other friends."

Friendship Embargo by Teddly Trollsevelt December 8, 2020

Friend Of Timothy 

A homosexual male with a well groomed beard. Derived from the friends of Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz and a popular gay icon in Scotland.

"With a beard like that, he MUST be a Friend Of Timothy!"

Friend Of Timothy by Rextherunt June 15, 2013

Friend Stealer 

A total bitch who comes along hogging your best friend and is really annoying. Your friend likes them but you despise of them. They act like they are all innocent but you know that they are evil deep down.

"Wtf why are they together"
"She's a friend stealer"

Friend Stealer by Honkyfoo May 5, 2016

self-serving friend

An individual who is only your friend to use you for their own personal gain and is magically not around when you actually need a friend. Also known as selfish and a bitch.

Wow, you know Jessica, we should have seen right through Rebecca, she is such a self-serving friend; she only wanted to be friends with us so she could pass bio lab.

self-serving friend by Good Friends United January 15, 2009

Filler Friend 

A filler friend is the one who is always walking behind the group when there's no room left or will often times be forgotten to be invited to events or gatherings. Usually ends up the designated driver when actually invited.

Jeff: "Hey man, that movie was badass!"
Eric: "Yeah dude, it was awesome!"
Tyler: "Oh.. you guys went to the movies last night?.." I'm so tired of being a filler friend..

Filler Friend by Poo Doctor December 24, 2015