by Variation.1 January 13, 2022
Get the Emilymug. I want to marry you and have children with you you are being a fucking dumbass I love you you dumb bitch
Emily: I am a dumb bitch and I don’t have feelings
Random loser not worth mentioning: What the fuck bitch? I want to marry you and you need to have my fucking children I love you you are a fucking amazing fucking clown what the fuck is wrong with you I love you go fuck yourself
Emily: okay bro let’s do it sheesh what the fuck
Random loser not worth mentioning: okay so then will you marry me?
Emily: Yes
Random loser who’s finally worth mentioning: okay thank you I apologize for calling you a dumb bitch.
Emily: I know
Random loser: I know you know that I know that you know
Emily: I love you and I will marry you.
Random Winner: Looks like I always win on urban dictionary, if I don’t end up killing myself, this is a fucking go fuck yes
Emily: what?
Random dead guy: sorry I just killed myself
Emily: damn I suck a lot
His decimated corpse: I’m not your party favor anymore now that I’m fucking dead
Emily: sorry it is what it is
Dead guy: I hate everything
Random loser not worth mentioning: What the fuck bitch? I want to marry you and you need to have my fucking children I love you you are a fucking amazing fucking clown what the fuck is wrong with you I love you go fuck yourself
Emily: okay bro let’s do it sheesh what the fuck
Random loser not worth mentioning: okay so then will you marry me?
Emily: Yes
Random loser who’s finally worth mentioning: okay thank you I apologize for calling you a dumb bitch.
Emily: I know
Random loser: I know you know that I know that you know
Emily: I love you and I will marry you.
Random Winner: Looks like I always win on urban dictionary, if I don’t end up killing myself, this is a fucking go fuck yes
Emily: what?
Random dead guy: sorry I just killed myself
Emily: damn I suck a lot
His decimated corpse: I’m not your party favor anymore now that I’m fucking dead
Emily: sorry it is what it is
Dead guy: I hate everything
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025
Get the Emilymug. A girl who love to hang around older people, hangs with boys because they are “less dramatic”. But boy does she know her way around a group.
by Joefresh October 22, 2020
Get the Emiliemug. Emily is the type of girl who thinks she is an absolute god and can get away with anything because she's a heartless human with no sense of care for her siblings. If you ever encounter an Emily make sure yo get you're rifle at the ready because they could charge at any moment as they may be hostile.
Person 1: Hey dude, is that an Emily ?
Person 2: Oh fuck me man, quick get the rifle, we gonna kill this bitch.
Person 2: Oh fuck me man, quick get the rifle, we gonna kill this bitch.
by Skragnar November 14, 2019
Get the Emilymug. Emily likes who!!
by Jcjfjdjfjhdhd July 7, 2022
Get the Emilymug. Emilie is big. And i'm not talking about a little thick, im talking about an extremely large person. I'm not sure its healthy anymore because she takes up so much capacity it is crazy. She makes things shake. I don't know how to tell her but on top of being large she has a very large amount of chromosomes. If you have an emilie be nice to her because her autism cant take any mean behaviors. Emilies are challenged.
emilie is fat
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emilie has infinite cromeizones
emilie is making earthquakes
emilie is troubled
emilie is not okay
emilie is challenged
emilie is big
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emilie is making earthquakes
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emilie is challenged
by emilie hater May 12, 2025
Get the emiliemug.