When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.
Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty
by Nman1103 September 27, 2017
Get the Texan Skull Crushingmug. you live in a apartment abuses you when u make him mad kidnaps you when u make him mad and cause a major crush naughty
by Stesus Christ February 5, 2024
Get the crush naughtymug. A crush you develop on your plug. It is overwhelming and it will feel like a soulmate connection at times. However, it is one sided and you're just an addict who feel an immense gratitude for their dealer.
I don't love Cody, I just love his coke, I have a plug crush on him.
It's funny how my plug crush died out once I got sober.
It's funny how my plug crush died out once I got sober.
by thepanda444 March 23, 2023
Get the plug crushmug. The person who gives you butterflies at first, makes you wanna run behind her/him and makes time go slow and fast at the same time.
Well, eventually you wish it never happened
Well, eventually you wish it never happened
by Dumbguywhofellinlove July 23, 2020
Get the Crushmug. by AveX Studd March 19, 2019
Get the Crushmug. When you have a crush on someone, but you have absolutely no chance with them so youre just friends.
Another word for " friend-zoned "
Another word for " friend-zoned "
person 1: wow she's so pretty! i think i might have a crush on her...
person 2: you dont have a chance, she already has a girlfriend.
person 3: i guess you'd just have to stay alone with your friend crush.
person 2: you dont have a chance, she already has a girlfriend.
person 3: i guess you'd just have to stay alone with your friend crush.
by versatiledits January 19, 2019
Get the friend crushmug. Its March 29th that means its hug your crush day!!
Alot of people want to shoot their shoot so here is your chance 💗🫶🏼
Alot of people want to shoot their shoot so here is your chance 💗🫶🏼
You: guess what
Crush: what
You: its hug your crush day!
Crush: you liar
You: no its March 29th
Crush: dang it
You: so??
Crush: okay fine 💗
Crush: what
You: its hug your crush day!
Crush: you liar
You: no its March 29th
Crush: dang it
You: so??
Crush: okay fine 💗
by Wrestler9 March 28, 2022
Get the Hug your crush day!mug.