Christian

A very nice, charming man. He would never leave a significant other of him. Unless it comes down to the last scenario. He is loving and loyal as well. But he loves to jerk off the ruby. He wishes she would send him nudes.

“He’s such a Christian just looking for nudes.”

by Jack___ya boy March 4, 2019

Christian pancake

When someone cums on a bible during a service wait until it dries then eats it

Jamie jizzed on a bible and ate it when it dried - this is an example of the Christian pancake

by Urban dictionary is not ded May 1, 2018

christian

christian is the most caring person you could ever meet. he will always make sure you're comfortable and safe with him. he's the meaning of perfect, you can hardly find flaws in him. he will always be there for you and make sure you're alright. he will make sure to help you whenever you're struggling. christian always comes up with the cutest nicknames for other people. he's really easy to talk to and is really honest. at the end of the day he will always be the sweetest person you'll ever meet. <3

"you know the known christian guy?"
"the one who's always handsome?"
"yep, him"

by eajjae January 16, 2022

christian teresa suastegui

He is the most nicest boy anyone will ever meet.He has a lot a friends and a girlfriend too. He can be short and cute .
Everyone thinks he’s cute Etc. His girlfriend should be very happy to have him. He is Mexican. He’s also sexy.

Girlfriend:That’s my Christian

Wanna be: ughh not for long
Girlfriend:you wish, not even bitch
Wanna be: UGHHH he’s such a Christian teresa suastegui

by Mimic May 9, 2018

Christian

A pyramid scheme based on a philosophy that was fairly progressive 2000 years ago. It has been rendered obsolete by modern scientific understanding largely due to its inability to resolve its inconsistencies through intelligently-applied critical thinking. It now serves as a means of deterring social and political advancement and as a tax on the gullible.

The christian-controlled majority in congress voted to withdraw federal funds to help support financially disadvantaged infants, reminding the public that the babies will go to heaven.

by anajafpour April 21, 2022

Christian

A funny guy that bets people he will make roller coasters! He has a really weird ringtone

1. I called Christian

2. *No answer*
3. Hi if your trying to call Christian u have the wrong number

by Hockey_Funny_True June 1, 2020

Christian

Christian is good at football and is cracked at everything he does and is good looking and is good at beating dysen in madden

Christian is better than dysen at football

by Joemamma09876543210987654321 December 2, 2021