by asdfjohn May 28, 2014

A professional NPL 2 player who has scored 264 goals in the NPL and has gotten MOTM 37 times in his squad.
by BISS999 November 1, 2022

A big booty DILF Daddy who dominates a bitch with a 9 inch dick. Usually does sports and is naturally athletic with the advantage of his third leg. If you go out with a guy named Christian, BACKS WILL BE BROKEN
Christian is BIG
by JayCuttler November 16, 2021

Jose-Christian is the best name
by Black ops 2 March 28, 2017

The most annoying thingy ever. They think they are smart and 'above average IQ'. Cannot stop BLABBERING about their religion and always gets asked "Are you actually christian?"
by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEE September 17, 2022

Christian is the type of guy who gets in trouble lots of the time, but is so hilarious! He makes everyone laugh and loves to get the attention. He tries to get girls' attentions, but he never gets the girl. However, Christian may not be as handsome as the other guys, he sure can make girls and people laugh!
by bakedhyun September 4, 2017

by The Almighty Catholic October 18, 2021
