fluff box

A very hairy vagina.

Dave:how was Kim's "fluff box" last night?

Steve: well at first I couldn't get past her forest of pubes, and then I couldn't get out because they got tangled with mine.

by Dave3212 January 1, 2014

dry boxing

Verb: Sleeping with a very old woman.

"Dude, I heard you slept with Stifler's mom."
"Yeah. I didnt have any lube so I was dry boxing her old snatch."

"Dude, I heard you slept with Stifler's 60 year old mom."
"Yeah, I didnt have any lube so I was dry boxing her all night."

by Jose B. February 12, 2015

eternity box

a slang definition for "coffin"; a long, narrow box, typically of wood, in which a corpse is buried

When I’m in my eternity box, then you can have my pizza.

by beard&buzz October 11, 2015

Craft box

A lady's part, sometimes used for storage.

"Did you have a good night with Suze?"

"Yeah, I stuck my lump hammer in her craft box. Pretty deece"

by Archibald Cunterblast August 12, 2016

Munchie Box

Pizza box full of epic things to eat while drunk or stoned from the takeaway

Man I was pure chonged last night and went down to Aladdin for a munchie box.

by thestig8 September 21, 2016

Utah box

When a female's pubic hair is shaved in the form of a beehive.

I was going down on this Mormon chick when I thought bees were going to fly out her Utah box.

by polypubes October 5, 2016

shit boxing it

When you take a shit and don't have the window open and you just smell constant shit because you haven't flushed yet.

"Oh man it smells so bad I think I'm shit boxing it right now"

by My DOOOOOOOOOOOD December 19, 2016