Every 20th of december you are allowed to punch a woman in her boob (only if its a friend, because doing it to a stranger could place you in jail). It was made to couner kick dick day.
Guy: you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Guy: its punch boob day!
Girl: ewww you sexist pig!!
Guy: *proceeds to punch the girl in the breasts and face*
Girl: no?
Guy: its punch boob day!
Girl: ewww you sexist pig!!
Guy: *proceeds to punch the girl in the breasts and face*
by Some guy named stevw December 19, 2021
Get the Punch boob daymug. by Ms. Awesome November 12, 2015
Get the boobativitymug. When a man (or woman if she is into this sort of thing) is laying down face up and a woman with large boobs approaches and places both her bare breasts on the eyes of the person laying down, shading them from the "sun". Although similar to "motor boating", this is solely the choice of the female with the boobs to provide "boob sunglasses".
Hey my lady really cares for me, last night she gave me boob sunglasses.
Or....
Dude, I was sleeping and this chick walked over and just gives me the boob sunglasses... what an awesome to wake up!
Or....
Dude, I was sleeping and this chick walked over and just gives me the boob sunglasses... what an awesome to wake up!
by Boobsare4fun September 1, 2023
Get the boob sunglassesmug. When you try to fistbump someone who is trying to high five you, and you get into that awkward high five-fistbump tango looking like both of you are grabbing boobs back and forth.
Man I got into a bad boob grab situation with my coworker last night at the afterwork, she was trying to high five me while I was trying to fistbump her.
by Mister twink January 24, 2023
Get the boob grab situationmug. Younglightskin Boobs is so sexy and makes girls to incredibly horny, he gets hella vagina and all the emo girls love him plus he’s super aesthetic and sweet and black and is going to change the world basically a god
by Younglightskin Boobs March 23, 2022
Get the Younglightskin Boobsmug. 'Bar Boobs' are when a girl falsely enhances the size of her breasts using push up bras and god knows what else, specifically when going out to the bars or clubs.
-"omg did you see becca's instagram pic from last night?!"
-"YUUUUS....her bar boobs were on point!!!"
-"I know right! I wonder if the guy she went home with was disappointed with what he found underneath"
-"You mean what he didn't find??"
-"YUUUUS....her bar boobs were on point!!!"
-"I know right! I wonder if the guy she went home with was disappointed with what he found underneath"
-"You mean what he didn't find??"
by ssll1o1 September 19, 2016
Get the Bar Boobsmug. A man who's into a women's boobs in an outsize manner in relation to the rest of her. A boobs guy will often go after and tolerate fat chicks many men wouldn't because the sole thing he cares about are her gigantic boobs.
"Do you get why Nick is into Sarah? She's huge!"
"Dude Nick's a boobs guy, he'll go for a chick no matter what she looks like as long as she has huge tits."
"Dude Nick's a boobs guy, he'll go for a chick no matter what she looks like as long as she has huge tits."
by HelpfulFriend July 25, 2024
Get the Boobs guymug.