christian

christian is a gorgeous man with a giant dumper. his ass is the biggest around and has all the ladies talking about it for days on end. it is so big you’ll even dream about it for weeks.
damn did you see christian’s ass
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Christian

A skinny skeleton that his parents wanted to be christan but got demoted to a usless being
Guy: Hey Christian
Christian: *Skeleton noises*
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A sexy strong alpha male that pulls all the chicks and dudes he is a absolute unit of a man. And all the people love him he has a monster 16 cock and everyone wants to touch it
Oh look it’s Christian my cock is growing

Alejulia: He is so pretty and I love him
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A sexy strong alpha male that pulls all the chicks and dudes he is a absolute unit of a man. And all the people love him he has a monster 16 cock and everyone wants to touch it
Oh look it’s Christian my cock is growing

Alejulia: He is so pretty and I love him
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They love Jesus. Yeah that's it. At times, homophobic people like to go by this name as well as Pedophiles, but the normal ones are ok.
Nick: Karl, Are you Christian?
Karl: Yeah, why :D?
Nick: But you know i'm gay right?
Karl:...ok, and?
Nick: I thought you guys hate us
Karl: nah idk who started that stereotype
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Christian is caring to people he likes if ur mean then he will hate you especially if it’s to his homies or his girl. He loves people and doesn’t mind showing it, when he’s passionate abt someone he will tell them every day. And to his girl he will love you he will dance with u he will hug you he will tell you he cares abt u. And he’s hot so if ur his girlfriend be ready to be hearing a lot of people telling you ur lucky and he will show you off, hype you up but he does get jealous easily, it’s only cuz he want you to be his and want to be yours so you should find it at least a little cute, he is great even if ur just friends then he’s loyal and funny and will make fun of you if ur annoying him but he can also be annoying which sometimes just makes him more adorable
Christian: hey you look so pretty today

His gurl*in her head” oh my god he’s so cute, I mean look at those eyes, and those freckles, ugh and those dimples🤤
His gf blushes*- thanks babe
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The biggies dick you will ever see and best sex ever
Christian has a huge dick
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